In pre-school, I showed my dad a painting of
a woman with an enormous, open mouth.
I called it “The Screaming Lady.”
He just calls it “Mum.”
The first ad I ever made was in 7th grade.
It was a commercial for a fictional
“used organ dealer.”
That’s “organs” as in body parts.
Not “organs” as in instruments.
My last job was in agriculture,
so I know more about tobacco than
anyone would ever want to hear.
And I'm an expert at peeing outside.